“I’ve loved parts of you for the better part of my life.” ~ These Strange Steps (a.k.a. Stripper!Quinn 2.0)
I am BRITTANA thy Ship
1.Thou shalt have no other Ship
2.Reblog every graven images or likenesses and worship BRITTANA’s artists
3.Not change the BRITTANA name with Santittany (santittany stinks)
4. Remember every anniversary (Sectionals,Britney/Brittany, Duets, Sexy,Born This Way,New York, I Am Unicorn, Pot O’ Gold,Heart, Dance with Somebody,Nationals and Brittana week)
5. Honour Naya Rivera and heather morris
6.Thou shalt not kill BRITTANA love story with bad fanfiction
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery with other ships (BRITTANA thy Ship )
8.when BRITTANA Kiss are on your dashboard, thou must reblog the Kiss
9. Thou hate the RIB from the depths of the heart
10. Honour unholy trinity
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
After watching the pilot I had Natalia Kills’ song Free stuck in my head so I changed the lyrics a little and this is the result. I sound like a 12 year old.
Lyrics:
Glee’s finally over, for the first time in 3 years I kinda feel nothing,
’Cause Ryan Murphy set me free.
I shipped the ships, I cried the creys, I felt the feels and all for nothing.
The writers fucked it up big time.
I’m now the fangirl type, I just want back my old life.
No Glee, no feels,
The way it used to be.
It’s been 3 years since Pilot aired and I must say I regret nothing, nothing, everything.
I’m free.
I just wasted three years,
But I rocked it like it don’t mean a thing.
Glee
Burned a hole in my soul,
And I slow clap every time they warship Finn.
Call me a dumb pessimist
Addicted to a stupid show.
The cast: right; plot: yikes.
Finn Hudson as the hero – What?
Has nothing in his giant head,
Pulls Naya out the closet.
Wait, of course I mean Santana,
Who can tell the difference anyway.
The only continuity’s
The constant double standart.
Finchel won’t stop kissing,
Won’t stop kissing.
Brittana hugs ’cause YOLO,
Blaine get’s another solo.
Finchel won’t stop kissing,
Won’t stop kissing.
I’m free.
I just wasted three years,
But I rocked it like it don’t mean a thing.
Glee
Burned a hole in my soul,
And I slow clap every time they warship Finn.
Once when Rachel was a star
And Tina still had a studder
The show was good.
That’s why we started watching it in the first place.
But Shuester started rapping
Then Quinn Fabray got murdered.
Did you know, that having Sex
Will help you get the part in West Side Story?
Canon’s overrated,
So Tumblr was invented
And I won’t stop scrolling,
won’t stop scrolling.
The fandom’s batshit crazy,
At the same time it’s the greatest
And I won’t stop scrolling,
Won’t stop scrolling.
I’m free.
I just wasted three years,
But I rocked it like it don’t mean a thing.
Glee
Burned a hole in my soul,
And I slow clap every time they warship Finn.
[Give me Fan, Give me Fan, Give me Fanfiction]
[Give me Fan, Give me Fan, Give me Fanfiction]
[Give me Naya, Give me Naya, Give me Naya]
[Give me Naya, Give me Naya, Give me Naya]
Glee’s finally over, for the first time in 3 years I kinda feel nothing,
’Cause Ryan Murphy set me free.
I shipped the ships, I cried the creys, I felt the feels and all for nothing.
The writers fucked it up big time.
I’m now the fangirl type, I just want back my old life.
No Glee, no feels,
The way it used to be.
It’s been 3 years since Pilot aired and I must say I regret nothing, nothing, everything.
Finchel won’t marry, I don’t even care.
Puck graduated, wow that seems so fair.
Brittany’s a genius, the writers can’t see it,
So she stays in Lima and nobody cares.
Luckily Vanessa Lengies saved the day,
Sending the Brittana-Fandom straight to the grave.
Season three is over and I don’t give a fuck.
I’m free.
I just wasted three years,
But I rocked it like it don’t mean a thing.
Glee
Burned a hole in my soul,
And I slow clap every time they warship Finn.
[Give me Naya, Give me Naya, Give me Naya]
[Give me Naya, Give me Naya, Give me Naya]
[Naya Naya Naya Naya Heya Naya Naya Heya Naya Naya]
